Friday, August 18, 2006

V of Vendetta Frontal Mask:
(NOTE: Hat Not Included)

Ever feel naughty? Ever feel like gathering a billion of of your closest friends and just wresting the earth from fools?

Consider this line from the Constitution:

"The power to dream, to rule
to wrestle the world from fools
it's decreed the people rule"

Or this beautiful line from the Holy Bible:

Vengeful aspects became suspect
and bending low as if to hear
and the armies ceased advancing
because the people had their ear
and the shepherds and the soldiers
lay beneath the stars
exchanging visions
and laying arms
to waste in the dust

Well, Halloween is coming up, along with Guy Faulkes Day, and since we are now having to suffer the blunderings of the most evil administration in American History, I say we should have at least one day where we can at least turn our backs on the evildoers, and party like it's 1984.

Remember what it says in the Bill of Rights:

There's room at the top, they are telling you still
But first you must learn how to smile as you kill
If you want to be like the folks on the hill

and, of course, this, from the Declaration of Independence:

You poisoned my sweet water.
You cut down my green trees.
The food you fed my children
Was the cause of their disease.

My world is slowly fallin' down
And the airs not good to breathe.
And those of us who care enough,
We have to do something.

So since we are all too old and middle class to fight Bush's war against Iran, we may as well party as Bush brings our once-great country to its knees. What the fuck.